Hard to lie to a witch and ghoul

My coffeeshop friend Stephany, or Corrimhao on the blog, is an asuwang, if you like but in England and Ireland, that is a ghoul. I’m a different kind. We both studied hard and long and painstakingly, but went for our specialties. After law, I opted to put up a café because it was the perfect place to meet like minded and kin that were into wiccan. That’s witchery or witchcraft for you.

 

It’s just another ordinary hobby, as it were. But it has some special things to it.  You get to develop more of the senses and abilities that ordinarily would have lain dormant if you had not gone into meditation and prayer.

 

All Christians meditate and  pray. But only a few are able to process their innate abilities and make them shine. Muslims also meditate and pray. I’ve personally seen Imams perform the rite to make food halal. Before slaugther, the Imam prays and something like whispers to the ear of a livestock animal. The slaughtering happens very silently. A goat does not bray, a cow does not make a sound, just silence. There is nothing you can hear or movement you can sense from the livestock. That’s halal food for you.

 

It’s admirable, but I’m not much into meat. I favor, more, vegetables and sometimes I don’t even touch milk or eggs.

 

The thing I like most about my avocation, is that I find people can’t lie to me. Sometimes it’s true even on television, too. I seem to see what’s going on inside the head of the person talking. On the other hand, Stephany sometimes mischievously tries to find out more than just what’s in a person’s convoluted brain. She actually visits the guy at home, office or whatever. That’s the reason she has juicy takes on Joey De Leon, her newest subject of ultimate peeve. His route from Katipunan to Xavierville (his office), to his house, the girls he dates, the badings he goes out with, the ladies and boys in GMA that he has markers on, and so many things. Of course there’s that guy on the blogosphere, that she wants to s…ck someday. I don’t do Stephany’s stuff. But when I feel really kinky enough, I’ll make a chant, potion and spell for people like those creating too much tension in the south. At least it might warm them, and maybe in a jiffy convince them to let go of their many mischiefs.

GRP MILF peace talks and the Genitals of Kiram and Quezon

So now the idiot in cyberspace is quoting from a lot of bloggers yapping about Mindanao. And peppering blog and ending with ripostes that charmingly seduces the reader to believe in utter shithead stuff that government is the purveyor of the fake war in Mindanao. Or that Moros will take over Mindanao. Fucking idiot. As blogger statesman’s comment says, in the time of Pres. Quezon, Mindanao was turned over to the US in a silver platter to Mindanao. And the tribal Muslims were happily being played in the hands of Americans. I don’t know if statesman was referring to the same incident in the past that my forebears told me. The Rasul Patriarch, Hadji Buto (in those times they named you for the nature of your services rendered to the Royalty, the particular Royal part you tended to, washed, wiped, brushed, licked or warmed — which doesn’t speak much of the Rasul patriarch or the descendants of Hadji Siki since buto is Tausug for genitals and siki is for foot) due to the sensitivity of the part he was holding everyday, was the one that made a very hesitant Sultan Jamalul Kiram II to sign a treaty with Gen. John Bates, with a US military major who would also later be general, witnessing. I could only imagine the pain of Sultan Kiram signing that treaty with his genitalia under extreme duress and the expletives he must have had in his mind for Hadji Buto and the generations of Rasuls that will come after him.

 

How could a genitalia care giver do that to the Moros? Well, you can ask the private part of Sultan Kiram, or Datu Rodin, his living descendant. And the devil, President Quezon might also know; only God knows who was also holding his genitals when he handed over tribal morolandia to the Americans. Maybe the fucking idiot in cyberspace knows.

 

War in Mindanao

Hay dio mio Girbaudz! Stop trivializing the war in Mindanao!

Pretendingest Amando Doranila Strikes, Again!!!

 

 

Who the hell is this guy? Look at the item in the Philippine Daily Inquirer, Amando Doronila: Self-Inflicted Dismemberment. It looks like the idiot has surpassed his reputation in the eyes of Ka Blas Ople as a pretender to journalism. He has totally lost his marbles! And to think that this is only one of his damnable supposed writings on the Mindanao Peace Talks. The shit!

 

Imagine, if you were a PR man for somebody willing to pay you some candies, would you really write as yogic and meditation concepts the petition favored by the fucking bitches calling themselves Supreme Court that stopped the signing of the Memorandum of Agreement on Ancestral Domain? This insane doodler mentions something about how transcendentally the TRO petition raised the concept of sovereignty of the Republic over the projected Bangsamoro Juridical Entity. Susmariosep, dios mio!

 

Grade one, my dear Watson! Kinder pa nga! As if we don’t know?!? Hay naku, this Dora Nila, is making us look like little nincompoops. Aray! Tapos may pa-territorial cession – territorial cession pa siya, with matching resonance to the Filipino public pa daw, huwaaat? Tell that to the dead Muslims who have been fighting for t-h-e-i-r rightful homeland called Mindanao for centuries.

 

Aba, napakabobo naman talaga nitong Dora Nila na ito! How much are they paying him to write for them, hmmmm? Even the title of his supposed article, is an original quip by Congressman Teddy Locsin, my idol. Hmmm!

 

May mapa mapa pa itong hambog na hukluban na ito na hindi naman marunong sumulat. Aba, aba, aba!!! Truncations, truncations pa manaj! Dios ko day!!! Then may pa quote marks pa around, ancestral domain. Dios ko naman, di pa siguro siya nakakapak sa bahay ni Sultan Kiram, sa palasyo ni Sultana Rajjamuda, sa palasyo ng Maranao Sultanate. Mas original, po, people of the Philippines, ang mga demarcation lines ng mga original Sultanates of the original people of Mindanao, until dumating ang mga kurakot na tao na nag pabayad para i-award ang mga kalupaan na hindi naman kanila, sa iba’t ibang demonyo. May pa-resource rich pa itong damuhong mukhang baboy na dirty old man na ito, a-ah! Siyempre, kung anong dinatnan ng mga original tribes na pinoy diyan sa Mindanao, Karapatan nila iyon! This ugok of a great pretender, manggagantso (kaya inaway siya ni Ka Blas), apparently hasn’t heard about the long-running program of government to award ancestral domains to our tribal peoples. For the last decade, a number of claims have already been turned over. Nag disco disco na nga ang ilang tribal chieftain after receiving their incomes from lands where they did not use to claim any fees and charges for any business derived therefrom! Ang saya! Pero itong si Dora Nila, depressor. May krazy kat design pa siyang binabanggit sa BJE mosaic daw. Hesus!

 

At ang powers daw ng BJE, hindi kaya ng mga powers niya o ni Pimentel. Ay so what, bitch? May alam ka ba sa pagpapatakbo ng isang Islamic school? Islamic court? Islamic government? If not, you have no right to say unutterable statements deprecating the terms of the agreement granting powers to the Bangsamoro. Ogag ka pala, eh. Ala kang nalalaman ngawa ka ng ngawa dahil bayad ka na. Tapos may pa compare compare pa ang damuho sa mga nangyaring state partitioning sa world history. Aba eh, meron bang mga Tausug sa kanila at Maranao, Maguindanao na tinanggalan ng lupa, bahay, halos pati damit na nga! Samantalang sila, lehitimong taga Mindanao, ngayon halos namamalimos pa na ibalik lamang ang mga lupa nila? Tonto ka daku, doy!

 

Tapos, there is ceding of territories because these lands are originally owned by the Maguindanaos and other Muslim tribes. Tigil tigilan mo na iyang bad PR-Publicity services mo, mukhang halatado masyado na nag tsi tsip tsip ka diyan. Alang finesse! Kung buhay lang si Ka Blas, baka sinampal ka na niya! Ulol!

 

 

 

Moralists can pay and go to jail … mostly

 

 

 

 

 

 

Protectors of the Nation’s Morals

 

 

 

 

 

I know Girbaudz will be angry but Pastor Bienvenido Abante filed a class suit vs. the following owners of smut publications:

 

·       Lance Gokongwei and Lisa Gokongwei Cheng, chairman of the board and president of Summit Publishing, publisher of FHM Philippines; (Is she married to the Berck Cheng who is part-owner of Meralco? Gosh! A very tight, closely knit family of smutters here! OMG!)

·       Eugenio Lopez III and Ernesto Lopez, chairman of the board and president, respectively of ABS-CBN Publishing Inc., publisher of Maxim. (So that’s why Angel Locsin was covered… meaning not naked, dumb-dumb!)

·       Ramon Faustino, editor-in-chief; Vince Sales, managing editor; and Clarisa Palomo, circulation manager (Playboy Philippines);

·       Allan Madrilejos, editor-in-chief; Allan Hernandez, managing editor; and Glenda Gil, circulation manager (FHM Philippines);

·       Pierre Inaki Calasanz, editor-in-chief (is he related to the grand swindler Tony Calasanz, arrested by NBI and wet his pants bad?); Beting Dolor, managing editor; Thelma Sioson San Juan, general manager (what is The Daily Inquirer editor doing in the sex business? low income at Inquirer so she has ran from the paper?; and Rina Lareza, head of circulation (Maxim Philippines);

·       Zak Zorro Zamora, editor-in-chief; Dexter Manila, managing editor; Deo Alvarez, general manager; Norie Villanueva, circulation manager (Playhouse Men’s Magazine).

 

I hope they all go to hell and fry!

 

 

 

I hate this manolo quezon

Truth to tell, I have nothing against the philippine daily inquirer. Nothing. It hasn’t made me sad, miserable, put me down, owed me a cent neither do anything to me that will make my life hard. Nothing it seems can make my life harder. Well, neither has The Philippine Star, The Manila Standard, The Daily Tribune, The Bulletin Today, and all.

 

But I can’t believe this idiot, manolo quezon, writing for inquirer who pretends to know it all, saying that the representation in the OIC is the prize whether or not the peace agreement is a success, or some such shit. mr. manolo, our very good Nur Misuari who was from the communist mold together with the formerly recognized chief of the information committee of the MILF, who is also another communist, Mohaqer Iqbal (he was always in the company of the NDF people before he sought refuge in MILF and became its information committee chief, or errr… informer, whatever) took the OIC representative status for MNLF just about the time when he and his compatriots were scheduled to mount a coup inside the Bangsa Moro Liberation Organization (BMLO). Nur formed the MNLF but Salamat Hashim did not want to be under the same roof due to differences in ideological line. Nur’s was communist, Joma line. Salamat’s was Islam, of the Sunni line.

 

If the OIC membership status went to Nur, it was just because he wrested power from BMLO. By all reckoning, if Salamat made the coup vs. BMLO before Nur, MILF would now be the representative in OIC. Not MNLF.

 

But look at MNLF, where has it gone? As you said, it is much-diminished. Muslimin Sema has left Nur. Hussein has left Nur too. The second-in-command of Nur, whom FVR even named an ambassador, is now with MILF. Even fellow communist Mohaqer. Technically speaking, even with no agreement at all, after Nur was declared unfit by his own kind, the OIC representation is no longer up for grabs. It belongs to MILF because it’s the only organization that is standing up really erect, hmmm… for the Muslim people. And you don’t need preconditions for that. Tapos his lead ins were about Gloria. You’re full of shit, mr. manolo. Your auntie or lola or whatever that nini is to you, is always going to places where all the anti-Gloria are showing antics, doing this or that gimmick just to remove that small lady from Malacañang. What is her real agenda anyway? To be Secretary of the Department of Pasig River Sept-Octogenarian Sex Addicts in the next regime? And what is yours, since frequently wherever she is, you keep tagging along with her like her stupid little dog and blogging about all those little devilish antics that old woman and your sniggering little buddies are doing, you stupid little shit?

 

Fuck you and your kind and die!

Supreme Court and Political Fuckers

 

 

 

 

 

The stupid idiotic people that the Supreme Court fucked and got Famous Astronaut of the Universe all riled up are called Muslims.  Together with them are some Tribes Persons, Indigenous Peoples as it were, that are the equal of the American Indians and the Canadian Crees, the Australian Aborigines, but not necessarily just as fucked.

 

Of course, Justices of the Supreme Court might or might not know their History, but the Muslims that migrated to Europe taught the French and Spaniards who shat and urinated in manure (shit) pits or small creek like dugouts near their houses, streets, restaurants (if there ever were), among other Europeans to build toilets, both private and public baths, and brought a lot of culture to these shits.  Now of course, the Middle East is called a 14th-century behemoth trying to catch up with entire civilization. But it’s not their fault.  So how civilized is the Supreme Court really?  The Chief Justice who is supposed to be on the way out having promised to step down in favor of time sharing with another Justice?  Is this his way of saying blackmail or not?  Maybe not, he might be not using this issue this time.  Other issues, probably, but I don’t know about this TRO one.  And Loren Legarda, Ping Lacson, I think Frank Drilon too, what is their degree of civilization?  Aren’t they mongrels?  Pieces of shit always after multi-multi-millions of reasons?  Once it’s payback time, these people will be running like they will never, never ever see tomorrow again!  Imagine, shitting on four or more countries involved in the peace process?  How ugly it looks on them! And how hideous they look to me! And I always thought, Senadora Ping was a fashionista!!!  Hey!!! A dear friend Eliz made her own pitch about it as a guest blogger in Girbaudz’s Universe. Read more about the post here…

Jamey, co-blogger has his own.

The link can be found in Eliz’ post.