Edible Shrooms or Poisoned Fungi, bad bashes anyone?
It’s mushroom season! Yes!!! My favorite shroom dishes come to mind. Mushroom inihaw (roast) dipped in toyo (soy sauce, dumb dumb!). Beef nilaga with mushroom floats uuuuy!!! Saraap!!! (delicious). Shrooms in chop suey, wooow!!! shrooms in pancit, too!!! Mushroom adobo, mushroom stew, huuupssss!!! And so many more delectable recipes! Hey start apickin, lads and lassies and let’s enjoy the bounty of freshy-freshy shrooms during their season!!! Happy chomp-chomp-chomping!!! Ummmmmmhhh!!!
Caveat: I feel it in my guts that a number of our party organizers will try to outdo each other in planning the best bash during the season. Well, it’s a way of relaxing with all the storms raging outside. But there are those that want another kind of bash and they are dreaming, scheming of the deadliest bash they can ever conjure in their rotten, devious brains. OMG!
SOAH, SOAH …. (as girbaudz’s dear, dear but evil friend jun lozada is always wont to blurt), just stay away from these devils and be fully alert to the fungi species that can harm you! They go with the territory. Not all bashes are fine and decent ones; like, not all shrooms are edible and good for the health. Some are edible but the party planners have a mind and malevolent intent to kill you by letting you eeeet dem! Yikes!
Now, there are a now also lot of SONA critics as many as poison mushrooms that will sprout during the stormy-lightningy-thundery season. Their picking and preparation characterized by the systematic, wholly planned or else simply demented schemes of the other bad party planners. The very worst are the following poison mushroom servings:
—calculated coming out of anti Arroyo “survey results” on SONA day by pulse asia
—farcicomic Abs-Cbn Probe team kidnapping in supposed Abu Sayyaf area weeks before SONA
—killing of the visit to US of Gloria month(s) before SONA
—Go clan killing of nearly 800 passengers of Princess of the Stars during the US visit
—near death experience (collapsing and tumbling into a muddy canal) of Joe Perez alias Joe de Venecia, Jr in Qatar with Gina at his side at hospital (i thought i struck this out from my original list, but it seems cute… and quaint and romantic too!)
—Robbery hold-up of multi-millions of rice sale proceeds in two National Food Authority warehouses in Valenzuela and Marikina
—Murder of journalist Bert Sison in Sariaya, Quezon a few weeks before SONA
—Simultaneous rebel attacks vs. government troops at provincial venue of Cabinet meeting about a week before SONA
—Robbery hold-up at Pasay City 3 days before SONA
—Nene Pimentel pre-SONA boycott announcement
—The LOPEZ behemoths’ cry of : Martial Law!!!
—Papa Joe Perez alias Joe De Venecia, Jr impending exposé and supposed secret support for . . .
—Bubby Dacer girl friday’s exposé – bombshell detonation at Malaya on the day of SONA and the morning after
—Jojo Binay’s coordinated bombshell on the second morning after — also in Malaya
—Praising of the police special action forces as defenders of peace, order and democracy after making them fools in Mindanao during the all-out war vs. MILF and turning them into berdugos and kidnappers of joe marcelo ejercito alias joseph estrada or erap in the agreed-upon 3 year reign of the king of bigotes
—Manny Villar desperately clinging to his seat in senate and causing a terrible, very melodramatic raucus
—Jomboy and co. attack on Enrile (where is the AmCham, did it run away?)
—Somebody lighting FVR’s cigar
—Mindanao small landowners protesting ancestral domain agreement between government and MILF
—shipping multi-billions and trillions worth shabu as well as shabu precursors (and getting caught anyway)
—other unmentionable bashings – not excluding another vig, vig attack on democracy
—SONA bashers plan to hold a black mass (A BLAAACK MAAAASSS!!! OMG!!!) every Friday daw… shit! the desperate, desperate fucks!!!
—recent discovery of the very, very high level of corruption in the court of appeals (ruling that this drug lord is excempt from law and must be Christianly forgiven, ruling that a lower court stop proceedings against some drug lords, OMG!!! what’s happening with our country when drug lords’ lawyers are justices of court of appeals that are also part of supreme court!!! OMG AGAIN!!!)
Frantically competing with the dastardly, scheming bad party planners are the . . .
—Maleducado, Idiotic Monkey-See, Monkey-Do and Parroting Pretenders clawing on the global crisis, as if they read international news and understand world events as they happen now. Ergo, if they kill global crisis, Lady Gloria is finally the one at fault and their idols are justified if they should kill Lady Gloria in one big bad bash
—recruiting FPJ’s daughter (after Ms. Susan Roces) to become a rabble rouser at SONA
—other miscellaneous shits blogging about things they boast of knowing
it’s a terrible strain on my daydreaming, notwithstanding what these stupid cretins are doing to my beauty sleep / rest. i’d really like to enjoy my beauty sleeps but what can i do? shit!!! i mean, why don’t they leave us all alone and do their thing and just die? look are we 80+ millions of Filipinos really going to enjoy their party when their bashes are loaded with vile agenda?
you’d sincerely wish all these demoñito bastards and idiots just had a bad party for themselves … in the san diego, california fault and were eaten up by an earthquake! humph!
on second thought, i’ll still go on with my mushroom delights! i really don’t care about the fucking uproar these shits are building up to, they’ll get killed by their own poison one of these days anyway. so let’s have a super, super mushroom party!!! hey! come everyone!!! yer all invited!!!!!